Randy Couture leaves UFC
October 12th, 2007The MMA community is in shock as the legend that is “The Natural” has left the UFC with 9 months and 2 fights remaining on his contract.
The shock new was first reported by The Fight Network who on the same page also annouced the equally shocking release of Teddy Hart by the WWE.
A report on sport and a homo-erotic stage spectacular on the same page? the gay rights lobby must be proud.
This SHOCK news comes after the recent signing of Fedor to the M-1 Promotion.
After intense negotiations with Dana White, Captain America decided to leave for 3 reasons.
1. Fedor was the fight he wanted and Dana fucked that up, who else should he fight? The mans OLD he ain’t got much left in him! All thats left is nog, and if he beats nog then what? Fedor will still be the man.
2. Dana is a penis
3. Dana’s links to the National Socialist German Workers Party
The “Retirement” (according to Dana) of Randy Couture was Not a Suprise to Dana White.
Dana’s right! We should not be suprised! Of course someone like Randy Couture was gonna get jack of Dana White tell him to suck a dick.
I’m Proud of Randy, lets hope, Arlvoski follows, and M-1 grabs them both, and Barnett.
That’d be the start to a mean looking Heavy Weight Division!
Then Dana White can have Tim “jab jab cross” Sylvia as his HeavyWeight Champ for many years to come.
Im excited.